I don’t know nearly enough about the protomen to make good fanart of them….
I apologize to all protomen fans kdsjnfdkjnkjfdsnfbamazing as always
Was he married?
#it just really gets to me how tony will go out of his way to hide his kindness #he offers the most extravagant things like it’s nbd #”i’ll fly you to portland pfft whatevs” #he jokes that phil’s first name is ”agent” and yet #he knows about the cellist #and wants phil to have a love life #and offers to fly him wherever so he can have it #and then pretends he’s not sure when steve asks him #because god forbid anyone finds out that tony stark gives a shit
Nah, Tony was mostly just trying to find a way to get Coulson out of his hair.

Two students are asked to work out 5^17/5^15 without the help of a calculator
bow-chicka-bow-bow
Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.
Nice.
Twenty minutes to go, Tony.
wat.
“Well, that doesn’t look very promising.”
….fuck you Mega Man
I don’t usually do this, but this is great:
“Of his own will he chose us among the host for this venture, thought us worthy of fame—and gave me these treasures—because he intended to do this work of courage alone, as keeper of the folk, because among men he had performed the greatest deeds of glory, daring actions.”
I cringed when I noticed that it was HoL.
“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”
Okay. That could have been a lot worse.
Thank god it wasn’t one of Truant’s sections.
> begins to type about personal life things on Tumblr
> HA we don’t do that on Tumblr everyone can see it :|
> nopes on out of here
Good move.
Awww yeah. Got my Witchling Handler and Alternate Pandora today. Can’t wait to paint them. The Handler looks like she’ll be an interesting addition to the crew, I’m looking forward to playing her. Pandora I got pretty much just because I liked her sculpt, though she’s also one of the only two Neverborn masters that I think I’d like to try out.
There wasn’t enough characters, so I had to put ‘Bruce Banner’ and ‘The Hulk’ separately. Have fun!
Best friends with Iron Man, eh? I think that worked out pretty damn perfectly.
Went on a date with Captain America. YES.
Hugging the Chitauri.
about as shitty as my actual birthdays usually are tbh
Isolated on an island with Thor.
Yes.. I am very okay with this.
Went clubbing with The Hulk.
Since I hate clubbing I’m fine with this.
Went on a date with Captain America…
I’m not sure how I feel about it.
Became the sidekick of Bruce Banner. Oh yeah, I can work that. >:3
I am actually the child of Iron Man. Yup. This is good.
And then everyone was jealous of me because I got to take a shower together with Loki.
UM, THIS^^^ Who’s your bestest buddy in the whole world? Can I…by chance…take him off your hands? I’ll even trade my lineage to Stark (which I don’t give up lightly).
I’m pretty sure Galen would be quite pleased and/or amused if I happened to be one of Tony Stark’s random affair babies. And then he’d be a Stark in-law. (Rachel Stark… doesn’t sound too bad, hah hah)
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